So it wasn't really the "Ultimate" before you added "Invigorate" then was it?
Monday, May 12, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Valet Parking
The limousine driver is the natural enemy of the valet parking attendant.
They want self-drivers whose cars need valet parking. (We obviously negate that.)
They want self-drivers to provide them tips. (Ditto.)
They want self-drivers who don't block their driveways. (Limos are always hanging around constipating things.)
They want lady self-drivers so they can check out the view as they alight their car. (Most of us are blokes.)
In summary, limousines are an impediment to the valet-dude's perfect world filled with gigunda-tipping hotties in short skirts driving Lamborghini Gallardos. (Fair enough. Sorry guys, I'm just doing my job.)
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