The limousine driver is the natural enemy of the valet parking attendant.
They want self-drivers whose cars need valet parking. (We obviously negate that.)
They want self-drivers to provide them tips. (Ditto.)
They want self-drivers who don't block their driveways. (Limos are always hanging around constipating things.)
They want lady self-drivers so they can check out the view as they alight their car. (Most of us are blokes.)
In summary, limousines are an impediment to the valet-dude's perfect world filled with gigunda-tipping hotties in short skirts driving Lamborghini Gallardos. (Fair enough. Sorry guys, I'm just doing my job.)
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Whether they are parking or just watching the arrivals they could still be catching a flash.
They should be happy. ;)
and after limo drivers, i'm guessing would be old biddies driving toyotas, sugar! ;-)
Quite, Girl. A tipping flash is the same as a non-tipping flash, if you're a purist valet.
Biddies in Toyotas, Savannah? Limo driver and valet favourites, something upon which we both agree. Wink.
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