Showing posts with label contradictions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label contradictions. Show all posts

Monday, December 7, 2009

Fast Cars


Today, after I collected my customer from Orlando Airport.

Wombat, how long do you think to my place?

Oh, with the traffic about two hours and fifteen.

Okay. I'm really keen to get home. If you do it in one hour forty-five, there's a hundred in it for you..........but, you know, don't lose your licence.


*bangs head against steering-wheel*