Monday, December 7, 2009

Fast Cars


Today, after I collected my customer from Orlando Airport.

Wombat, how long do you think to my place?

Oh, with the traffic about two hours and fifteen.

Okay. I'm really keen to get home. If you do it in one hour forty-five, there's a hundred in it for you..........but, you know, don't lose your licence.


*bangs head against steering-wheel*

2 comments:

savannah said...

*sigh* there's just no way to respond to that sort of person is there, sugar? xoxoxo

Wombat said...

Except to drive really fast!

(Note that I'm writing this a day later, Sugar, with the memory fading. But at the time I said nothing, because, as you write, there is nothing one can say to something so obviously contradictory.)

In answer to your question: Yes.