Zolt was still in the house when I arrived. The women were all a-giggle, saying things like "I didn't know this kind of thing happened in Florida". Makes one wonder how people view the Sunshine State.
Zolt was the prime performer at Saturday's bachelorette party - the male stripper. It might have been that the ladies were from a cold northern state and weren't used to our strong sun, but they were decidedly red-faced as they alighted the limo. Apparently the bride had sucked it up, done the womanly thing, and taken all of Zolt's direction for participation in his erotic gyrations.
What this means in its totality I am uncertain, but at a minimum our (literally) blushing bride used her teeth to take down his fly.
Oh well, it's not that salacious, but it put all the little-black-dressed ladies into a state of titillation that lasted for hours. Zolt had volt.
Although not in the least shy about taking his kit off, Zolt was apparently sensitive about one thing. For your information, men who slowly disrobe in front of paying women are NOT male strippers - they are Male Entertainers.
Let's all remember that.
Technorati: Male Stripper, Limousine Life, Bachelorette Party, Male Entertainers.
5 comments:
i don't get it, sugar. strippers, entertainers, whatever, it's the concept that i've never understood. what's the big deal? xoxoxo
"...used her teeth to take down his fly."
[shudders]
NO amount of bachelorette party peer pressure could get me to do it!
Nah, me either, Savannah. I know that any pro woman stripper sees me only as a car payment. Nothing erotic in that.
Now a woman with whom I am involved doing a wee dance for fun, that's another thing entirely. :-D
Is it the proximity to his undercarriage that makes this idea horrid, Doc, or the fact that it's a strange man in weird underduds lathered in baby oil?
*also shuddering at the very thought*
All of the above, Wombat.
Besides, it seems to me that he's the one who's supposed to be doing the work, not the blushing bride.
Taking down a fly with one's teeth requires concentration and effort.
Umm...so I've heard.
Another point I hadn't thought of, Doc. Spot on - he should be doing all the work. The bride should be laying back and enjoying the show, champagne in hand.
Plus there's the possibility of chipped enamel, explanation of which to your dentist might be embarrassing.
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