Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Strippers to Miami

If I didn't have to work tonight, I would tell you about the "rush delivery" I made last Thursday: two strippers from the sleepy side of Florida to Miami.

FedEx might do parcels, but we at The Boss's Limousine deliver the flesh.

What's their tracking code, I wonder?

8 comments:

Girl said...

Work is a very good reason to make us wait.


I think though that you just like being a tease.

Anonymous said...

So little time... lol

Don't I know THAT feeling - sheesh!

;-)

Iron Pugilist said...

PICS! PICS! PICS! And phone numbers!

Vi said...

Just like the strippers.... you tease!

Wombat said...

Ha ha, everyone thinks I'm a tease, which of course is true.

That is the art of stripping, now I think of it.

Sadly, there will be no photos of said strippers. I'm still working on a strategy for snapping customers that will come across as reasonable to them as well as Harry, in case he finds out.

I don't want to be fired for this little writing sideline.

L.P. said...

I swear I wasn't working Miami last night.

Don said...

I've read Kiss & Blog but not this one. It's great! Will have to go back through your earlier posts. I never think about taking strippers to Miami; kind of like coals to Newcastle but WTH. I've done stranger things for money.

Still, though we live in the Tampa Bay area, maybe I don't want to use your service "just in case". LOL It would be an honor! Drive carefully!

Wombat said...

Miami should be so lucky to have you and your pasties strutting your stuff, Lakota.

Hey Don. If ever you're in a limo, ask the driver if he's from Adelaide, Australia.

If yes, it will be me.

Shall do!